Standard
HAMA NICE TRIP! Wanna take some of my meat buns with you?
My name is Netaro Yowa! But I’m not Yo-weak1, I’m the strooong mayor of HAMA’s 18th Ward!
My cafe is called Cafe369. You can eat loooads of different kinds of healthy and innovative meat buns in my brilliant establishment!
I’ll have a heaping serving of food for lunch. I’ll grow up all big and strong!
Doudou2, you’re always so busy, working as hard as you can. Try to make sure it doesn’t shorten your lifespan.
Meat buns are amazing. They have such a lovely shape, and they’re filled with infinite possibilities. The human who invented them is absolutely incredible.
Oh! Why did you poke me? Right now, I’m working on “glasses that can accurately identify pressure points on the human body”. Shall we give them a try?
This place is bustling with humans! What kind of festival is this? The grand arrival of their idols? I don’t really know, but Doudou is going, too!
Kizuna
Doudou, I’m intrigued by how frantic you always are. What is it that makes you act this way?
Mmm, Doudou, I really want to try and take you apart~! …I can’t? Pleeease, just a little!
If I eat them, we’ll become one, but then I can’t observe them… What a challenging problem…
Alright, I’ve decided on you, Doudou! I’ll need two thousand strands of your hair. It’s for my invention… huh?! Why are you running away~?!?
Doudou, do you know what “love” is? Have you had it before? Have you given it before? Can we try it together, just once?
Hey, hey, Doudou, have you fallen madly in love with me? Just how much do you love me? …Enough to want to eat me up?
24 Hour Standard
Good morning, sunshine~! Let us live our lives to the fullest today, too!
Yesterday was an interesting day, huh~? Let’s have even moooore fun today, Doudou!
My lunch today waaas… drumroll please… tada! Meat buns! Yes, yes, applause~!
Munch munch… munch munch munch… Meat buns after a meal taste quite exceptional~!
Is it really okay to stay out until the crows begin to caw? In that case, it’s still my turn!
People call this a sentimental time, huh? I’m quite eager to try being sentimental, too!
Doudou, are you going to sleep now? Or not yet? Either way, I hope you enjoy this night to the fullest.
My shop stays open late, since there are a loooot of people who desire it at nighttime. The piping hot, round buns in my store.
As an inventor, this time of night is when my genius brain is most active, and can work more efficiently… A~ha, I’m just tingling with excitement!
Hmm… Doudou, hand me that clothespin, that slipper, and that half-eaten apple. Right now, I’m working on the invention of the century…
Seasonal Standard
With my genius brain, I could make the sakura flowers bloom for eternity, but it seems that’s not the point… Hmmm…
The sake Yoda gave me was soooo yummy, I drank it aaall up~...
Temperature, humidity, hour… Yes, I believe it was around this time.
Summer is so hot, I may just shut myself in my room and devote myself to inventing. I have several genius ideas ♪
Should I make a cold meat bun, or should I make an ice cream bun filled with ice cream? That is the question…!
When leaves change color, the chlorophyll within them breaks down, and anthocyanins are synthesized. Perhaps this phenomenon also synthesizes compounds that lure in humans…?
Gii was making these rings called wreaths, so I helped him out as a way to exercise my fingers!
Look at this massive pile of acorns! With these, I’ll become a real super rich celebrity! …What do you mean, acorns aren’t actual currency?!
I love the cold! In fact, I’d love it if it was a bit colder! Around -50ºC is best!
At the dorm, there were snowmen of all sizes popping up, so I used one of my inventions to mass produce them! Chii was really happy, so I must have done a good thing ♪