Oh! Happy birthday, Doudou! You’re today’s main character! JPN’s number one! Bang bang toot toot~♪

Ahaha! Today’s main character is me! Bow down, you background characters¹!

I was told that if I called people background characters, I wouldn’t receive any presents, so I stopped. Apparently, I should just say “thank you” on my birthday.

Renchi’s “Today’s Main Character” sash is quite stylish! So, this means that your birthday is the day you can become the main character… hmm.

I have come up with a solution to Kafukafu’s request! Behold my new invention, “a brush that increases the fluffiness of a dog’s fur by 120%”!

Hmhmm, Tengu is no match for me ♪ Be obedient and accept this birthday celebration!

For Yuki’s birthday, I’ve created a special meat bun! Look, it’s so white, it’s practically a spitting image of him ♪

It’s Luli’s birthday! My business selling meat buns in the 4th ward is always a smashing success, so I’ll take this opportunity to establish some flattery!

For Waru’s birthday, I brought some new meat buns from my shop for sampling! Waru was very delighted, and I got to run an experiment, so I was similarly satisfied! Two birds, one stone ♪

Happy birthday, Kisuke~! Laika is also brimming with the desire to celebrate, so you should look forward to it ♪

It was strange that nobody gave Nana any music-related gifts, but perhaps it’s because his preferences are too particular… I see.

Today is Uji’s birthday! I’ll gift him my invention, “a super cute hairpin”! I recommend wearing it to match with your beloved little sister ♪

It seems as though it is Shio’s birthday! With my inventions, I could probably eliminate the cause of his stubbornness, but… it seems like things are fine as they are.

What’s today? Ramen’s birthday? Let’s all celebrate by eating ramen~! …Huh? It’s not ramen’s birthday, but Righto’s??

Today is Nari’s manufacturing date! But it seems like everyone is calling it his birthday. In that case, happy birthday!

It looks like they made a gigantic pudding for Chii’s birthday. If they left it to me, it would’ve been a piece of cake, but it seems that humans enjoy steady, straightforward tasks~.

I heard that Taa also plays games, but they’re different from the ones Toy likes. Shall I try gifting him various kinds?

It’s Kuu’s birthday party! But Kuu isn’t here! But it seems they opened lots of wine, so if we leave him alone, he’ll probably be lured in eventually.

Today is Gii’s birthday~♪ Here is a box of my selection of super healthy goods! Grow up nice and healthy~.

It’s Toy’s birthday! For him, I’ve prepared “glasses that make it look like handsome guys really have flowers in the background behind them”! Wearing them too much could harm your eyesight, so be careful!

For Ryooey’s birthday, I made him a “mirror that makes you look 10cm taller”! The machine that actually extends height was deemed unsafe, so that was out!

At Yoda’s birthday party, I heard everyone was bringing alcohol, so I also prepared my favorite! Let’s drink, let’s drink!

For Daa’s birthday, I’m gifting him a new muscle training machine I created~! Ryooey has certified its safety ♪

Today is Doudou’s birthday! As is worthy of this auspicious day, I’ve prepared a special gun salute! 3, 2, 1—!

Anyone who finds the hidden alien in my area will receive a fantastic prize from me! Go search, for the secrets of the universe are out there!

I came into contact with loads of people in my area. I’m completely satisfied with all the lively screams! From now on, I’d like it if every day could be my birthday!